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how? or do you engage in variety shows? that's really an interesting thing, isn't it?”
电话那头的伯父语气变得焦急起来，“dear, something has happened to our family recently. I am on my way back to England now, so I cannot pick you up in person. ”
“this is not a joke. Let's take a look at this.”
伯父发来一段外网的视频，画面里，几只恐怖的丧尸啃咬着一个黑人少年，他不停的挣扎，嘴巴里还不停的大喊着，\"放开我，放开我，啊啊啊......\"
少年的表情十分痛苦，嘴角流出一丝鲜血，看的韩浩然一阵揪心。
“张哥，这tm是谁拍的恐怖片啊？我们国家能过审？”
此时章瑞卓已经完全相信了伯父的话，他知道伯父的性格一向严肃不苟言笑，他是不可能开这样的玩笑的，而且伯父也从来不会骗自己，所以这件事肯定是真的。
“Your aunt and I are heading for a refuge in the wealthy quarter of London, where special forces are protecting us. You have to protect yourself, mary. It's time we got in the car. oh, my God, things are getting worse. Let the damn nigger gang in the slums die here with the Italian hicks.. mary, take my gun license and use it through customs.”
这时，电话那头传来伯母的声音：“Goodbye, dear Zhang, I believe that the leaders of your country will be more responsible than trump. I hope the Russians will not blow up the earth”
“No problem, aunt. we don't have blacks or capitalists here. we have the people's Liberation Army and the munist party. this is great. Japan can finally disappear from the world map.”
章瑞卓挂断电话，回头对韩浩然说道：“赶紧回宿舍跟弟兄们集合，出事了。”
韩浩然摇摇头，“别啊，我还要吃盖浇饭呢。”
“吃个屁啊！你tm还要不要命了！快点回去！”
章瑞卓大吼道。
\"我不......\"
\"砰......\"
\"啊！\"
\"咔嚓......\"
一声闷响，章瑞卓一脚踹飞了韩浩然，随后将其拖在地上上，快速往回跑去，他知道自己这位好友肯定不会相信丧尸爆发的消息，但是自己必须回去
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