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FF: hello, you fucked-up freaks and you freaky fuckers, this is Filthy Fred again- and this time I’ve got the best interview EVER! Yours truly has scored an interview with our favorite martian himself, mark watney! Say hi to our listeners, mark!
FF：各位父老乡亲阿猫阿狗们你们好啊！你们的老朋友“Filthy Fred”又再次与你们见面了——这一回我还给你们带来了史上最佳猛料！没错，鄙人有幸与我们最爱的火星第一人，马克沃特尼本尊进行了一次独家访谈！马克，向我们的观众朋友们打个招呼吧！
mw: high(1)
马克：嗨。（1）
FF: Now, I’m given to understand that you’re just hangin’ out on mars with five aliens, four of which are females who prefer to go around naked. Are you gonna tell me there’s nothin’ goin’ on up there?
FF：现在我们进入正题：据我了解，你近来正在火星上与五个外星人相处，其中有四个是母的，还喜欢裸着身子四处乱逛。你总不会告诉我们，你们那里风平浪静啥事没有吧？
mw: No, seriously(2)
马克：对，我没开玩笑。（2）
FF: that’s what I thought! So, what’s it like, fuckin’ four alien girls?
FF：英雄所见略同！那请问……搞四个外星女孩的感受如何？
mw: it keeps you warm on a winter night, you know what I mean?(3)
马克：就算是冬天夜里都能让你全身暖和起来，明白么？（3）
FF: Yeah, but really- four aliens?
FF：有道理，不过讲真——四个外星人？
mw: I figured NASA would want someone who could do more than one(4) pony(5). turns out I was right.(6)
马克：我认为NASA会更青睐一名（日）小马（5）多面手。（4）事实证明我的直觉没错。（6）
FF: Sounds like you’re having a ball up there!
FF：听起来你在火星上倒是挺会享受的嘛！
mw: the ponies all like it, too(7)
马克：小马们也都很喜欢。（7）
FF: which one of your bunk b
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